YeeHAAAA! A Whole NEW Prophecy!
For fans of the Ronald Weinland and Harold Camping posts comes this newly-received email! Turns out both Ronnie the Phony and Harold are wrong in their calculations; we’ve got another 11 years! Verbatim, the email I got from “Carlos Humberto”:
I Carlos Humberto a servant of the LORD Yeshua-Jesus Christ by the will of GOD. Blessed be the GOD and Father of our LORD Yeshua-Jesus Christ, The GOD of heavens and earth, our creator, our savior, our redeemer, The mighty GOD, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace, The KING OF KINGS and LORD OF LORDS.
Grace be unto you from GOD our Father and the LORD Yeshua-Jesus Christ.
The Heavens and the Earth be a witness of my words to you and to all the believers of our LORD Yeshua-Jesus Christ: on this date in the month of January, day thirty, in the year two thousand and six, in the Hebrew month of Shevat, in the first day of the month, in the year five thousand seven hundred and sixty six, and by the grace of our Father The Almighty GOD YHVH, a message from Him to you, to the Christian Church, and to all the people of the world.
Blessed is he that read and they that hear the words of this revelation, and keep the words of the LORD: for the time is at hand; but he that shall endure unto the end, the same shall be saved. Immediately after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory in the Day of the LORD year 2019 > Hebrew year 5779 5780 <
The GOD of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob, has embedded in me the word of His coming; you and the CHURCH can not be deceived. I received this prophetic revelation in several visions with precise instructions from our Lord GOD for all Christian CHURCH teachers on this earth: Instructions concerning His Children and their readiness to meet the LORD of heavens and earth; Harvest time . . .
For in those days shall be affliction, such as was not from the beginning of the creation which GOD created unto this time, neither shall be.
Behold, He is coming with ten thousands of His saints to execute judgment upon all.
You can copy or release the contents of this message under my name to: Messianic Jewish Church teachers, your congregation, and all other Christian Churches in your city.
The Peace of our LORD Yeshua-Jesus Christ be with you and your congregation. Amen
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Miami FL. 33177 – 6848
Well, I guess that settles it…