YeeHAAAA! A Whole NEW Prophecy!


For fans of the Ronald Weinland and Harold Camping posts comes this newly-received email! Turns out both Ronnie the Phony and Harold are wrong in their calculations; we’ve got another 11 years! Verbatim, the email I got from “Carlos Humberto”:

Dear Beloved,

I Carlos Humberto a servant of the LORD Yeshua-Jesus Christ by the will of GOD. Blessed be the GOD and Father of our LORD Yeshua-Jesus Christ, The GOD of heavens and earth, our creator, our savior, our redeemer, The mighty GOD, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace, The KING OF KINGS and LORD OF LORDS.

Grace be unto you from GOD our Father and the LORD Yeshua-Jesus Christ.

The Heavens and the Earth be a witness of my words to you and to all the believers of our LORD Yeshua-Jesus Christ: on this date in the month of January, day thirty, in the year two thousand and six, in the Hebrew month of Shevat, in the first day of the month, in the year five thousand seven hundred and sixty six, and by the grace of our Father The Almighty GOD YHVH, a message from Him to you, to the Christian Church, and to all the people of the world.

Blessed is he that read and they that hear the words of this revelation, and keep the words of the LORD: for the time is at hand; but he that shall endure unto the end, the same shall be saved. Immediately after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory in the Day of the LORD year 2019 > Hebrew year 5779 5780 <
The GOD of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob, has embedded in me the word of His coming; you and the CHURCH can not be deceived. I received this prophetic revelation in several visions with precise instructions from our Lord GOD for all Christian CHURCH teachers on this earth: Instructions concerning His Children and their readiness to meet the LORD of heavens and earth; Harvest time . . .

For in those days shall be affliction, such as was not from the beginning of the creation which GOD created unto this time, neither shall be.

Behold, He is coming with ten thousands of His saints to execute judgment upon all.

You can copy or release the contents of this message under my name to: Messianic Jewish Church teachers, your congregation, and all other Christian Churches in your city.

The Peace of our LORD Yeshua-Jesus Christ be with you and your congregation. Amen

Carlos Humberto.
8 8 8

15740 SW 139 Avenue
Miami FL. 33177 – 6848

Well, I guess that settles it…


  1. Laurie on August 18, 2008 at 6:12 pm

    Is this a prophet in the making, or has he just stopped taking his meds?

  2. Graham on August 19, 2008 at 2:27 pm

    Didn’t Jesus saying something about no one, except the Father, knows when He will return?

    Doesn’t that mean that anyone who sets dates is saying, in effect, that Jesus told a lie when He said that?

  3. Byron on August 19, 2008 at 4:44 pm

    @Graham: Oh Graham, my friend, you’ve not been part of our Ronald Weinland or Harold Camping threads. You’ve missed a REAL life experience, dude…I’m sure Laurie could fill you in to all the WONDERFUL stuff you’ve been missing.

  4. Laurie on August 19, 2008 at 5:38 pm


    Jesus did say that, but Ronald Weinland claims that God has now revealed the date – to him; and Harold Camping says he has figured out how to calculate the correct date based on a rather complicated formula he came up with. Problem is, both of them have already predicted a date – and were wrong.

    I don’t think anyone is saying Jesus lied when He said no one knew, what they say is that He knows now, and has revealed it.

    What I think is kind of ironic is that both of these guys say that we are wrong to believe that God is not going to reveal the date; but the fact that no one yet has been able to accurately predict it means that so far – we are right. The burden is not on us to prove God hasn’t or won’t give us this information – it’s on them to prove that He has.

    RW claims he is God’s end-time prophet, but God already gave us an end-time prophet – John. Harold Camping teaches that God is now revealing information that was “sealed” until the end time, and now Byron has heard from this guy Carlos Humberto, who apparently got his info thru visions.

    I couldn’t find anything on Carlos Humberto; I was kind of curious about the 888, and did find out what that signified – maybe you already know – apparently the letters in the Greek alphabet have numeric value; using the Greek spelling for Jesus – IESOUS, the values are 10+8+200+70+400+200 = 888. This is significant, they say, because Christ rose on the 8th day, Eternity begins with the 8th 1,000 years, the scientific symbol for Infinity is an 8 lying on its side, and each octave (8) is a new beginning in music. I found this on a prophecy website, so consider the source.

  5. Warren Throckmorton on August 19, 2008 at 6:33 pm

    Byron – I do not speak Humberto, could you translate for this poor brother?

  6. Don on August 20, 2008 at 5:51 pm

    Not only that…

    * Eight is the atomic number of oxygen.
    * A byte is eight bits
    * There are eight furlongs in a mile.
    * There are eight vegetables in V8 juice
    * Scorpio is the 8th astrological sign of the Zodiac
    * In the 2008 Olympic Games, Michael Phelps won 8 for 8 Gold Medals.

  7. Byron on August 20, 2008 at 10:53 pm


  8. Warren Throckmorton on August 20, 2008 at 11:03 pm

    Byron – thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks.

    Take that Don

  9. Laurie on August 21, 2008 at 2:05 am

    In the 2008 Olympic Games, the official opening was on 08/08/08 at 8:08:08 p.m., at which Michael Phelps won 8 for 8 Gold Medals.

    In bingo slang, eight is represented as “One Fat Lady”; eighty-eight as “Two Fat Ladies”.

    In Hebrew, the number eight is taken from the root word which means “to make fat” or “to cover with fat”.

  10. Don on August 21, 2008 at 6:53 am

    Isn’t Wikipedia fun?

  11. Laurie on August 21, 2008 at 10:17 am

    Barrels. Anybody ever play Barrel of Monkeys? Did you know a pair of monkeys can hook around each other in more than eight(y) different ways?

    Love that Wikipedia.

  12. Laurie on August 21, 2008 at 10:34 am

    When I was trying to find something on our friend Carlos, I came across a prophet called Thomas S. Gibson.

    (Some people play Solitaire to relax, I look up false prophets, okay?)

    Anyway, this guy was “called” back in 1973, and some of his prophecies sounded eerily familar:
    1. USA’s economic fall
    2. Bush’s second term of office not completed
    3. Bush will drag USA into situation where China and Russia will attack
    4. Russia’s war with the US comes between 2005 and 2010.

    Regarding date-setting, his prophecy was that prophet after prophet will fall – his word from the Lord was “I’ll Return When I Choose”.

  13. Reverend Michael on April 1, 2010 at 4:38 am

    It does appear the great day of the Lord, may very well be in 5779/2019 We can find this within the Word of God many ways! This is also found with the words Apiphanea and Parousia, along with Tribulation and Great Tribulation. We find this with the Hebrew word, and Greek word for Tribulation several times. We also find Christ is born with the Jewish time of 14. Tishri, year 3757 as well as the time of conception. We can also find the year 3790 for Christ’ Resurrection. So once again, we can find the very time of the tribulation period with the Jewish year and the Christian year with the very scriptures so many like to “quote” concerning this greatest event. Look at Matt 24:36 and Mark 13:32 very closely, and you can see the very times. A time, times, and a dividing of time! Found in Daniel and in Revelation. If you may wonder if this was discovered by way of a bible code program, I can tell you no, yet, it was discovered with a computer in many ways! It is truly a wonder-full time to be alive in Yahshuah. Amen. REV.

  14. Laurie on April 1, 2010 at 3:51 pm

    That was clear as….mud.

    Once again, we see that people can “find” and come up with all sorts of different dates/times – in many ways!

  15. Reverend Michael on April 2, 2010 at 1:34 am

    Indeed we can! Yes, the Lord even used “mud” to help a blind one see! – “in many ways!”

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