Reserve a Spot in Heaven!
June 29, 2008 /

Uh, no.
Thanks, I’m pretty sure God’s made a real way through Jesus. Thanks, but no thanks.
Bible Teacher, Pundit, Former Race Car Driver*
Uh, no.
Thanks, I’m pretty sure God’s made a real way through Jesus. Thanks, but no thanks.
I suppose one could say they’re equal opportunity:
http://www.reserveaspotinhell.com/
If they’re the only authorized companies, I’d like to see their certifications…
This does remind me of a certain televangelist who offered Christian ID cards or something (I can’t remember the exact wording) if you made a contribution. I think he meant well, but found it disconcerting that many people would probably misinterpret that as a “Get Into Heaven Free” card. My Bible translation must have left out that possibility.
Is there a “Reserve Your Spot In Purgatory” as well?
Can’t go there theologically, dude. Then again, can’t go anywhere with this theologically, can we?
Looks like there’s competition:
http://www.spotinheaven.com
http://www.spotinhell.com
I suppose competing commerce on the afterlife should be no more surprising than competing viewpoints on the afterlife and how to get there.