Reserve a Spot in Heaven!


Uh, no.

Reserve a Spot in Heaven

Thanks, I’m pretty sure God’s made a real way through Jesus. Thanks, but no thanks.


  1. Derlin on July 1, 2008 at 1:05 am

    I suppose one could say they’re equal opportunity:

    If they’re the only authorized companies, I’d like to see their certifications…

    This does remind me of a certain televangelist who offered Christian ID cards or something (I can’t remember the exact wording) if you made a contribution. I think he meant well, but found it disconcerting that many people would probably misinterpret that as a “Get Into Heaven Free” card. My Bible translation must have left out that possibility.

  2. Graham on July 1, 2008 at 2:55 pm

    Is there a “Reserve Your Spot In Purgatory” as well?

  3. Byron on July 1, 2008 at 3:24 pm

    Can’t go there theologically, dude. Then again, can’t go anywhere with this theologically, can we?

  4. Derlin on July 2, 2008 at 1:50 am

    Looks like there’s competition:

    I suppose competing commerce on the afterlife should be no more surprising than competing viewpoints on the afterlife and how to get there.

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