Top Ten Signs Fantasy Football is Too Much a Part of Your Life

10. You’ve traded two of your children for first-round draft picks.
9. You call yourself a football fan—yet the Super Bowl is irrelevant to you.
8. You know the New Orleans Saints Tight End depth chart.
7. You care passionately about the New Orleans Saints Tight End depth chart.
6. Post-draft letdown extends past Thanksgiving.
5. You’ve named your dogs “Tshimanga” and “Biakabutuka”.
4. You’ve named your twin daughters “Tshimanga” and “Biakabutuka”.
3. You phone in an anonymous death threat to Norv Turner if he benches Brad Johnson for Jeff George.
2. You honestly believe that there just aren’t enough fantasy football magazines.
1. You don’t understand why anyone would think this list is at all funny!

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