Betcha Joel Osteen Doesn't Pass These Out
March 5, 2009 /
Not really about to live their best lives now, do you think? Actually, on second thought…maybe they are!
Bible Teacher, Pundit, Former Race Car Driver*
Not really about to live their best lives now, do you think? Actually, on second thought…maybe they are!
With a redesigned border, I could see this as a Demotivator poster.
Famous Last Words by Joel Osteen
OR
Things You Don’t Want to Hear Right Before You’re Thrown to the Lions
“You can change your world by changing your words… Remember, death and life are in the power of the tongue.”
“A good thing to remember is somebody’s got it a lot worse than we do.”
“God wants us to prosper financially, to have plenty of money, to fulfill the destiny He has laid out for us.”
“You can be happy where you are.”
“Start declaring God’s favor over your circumstances!”
“You are going to get just what you expect!”
Now THAT’s funny!