Betcha Joel Osteen Doesn't Pass These Out

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Not really about to live their best lives now, do you think? Actually, on second thought…maybe they are!

3 Comments

  1. Derlin on March 6, 2009 at 11:37 pm

    With a redesigned border, I could see this as a Demotivator poster.

  2. Laurie on March 9, 2009 at 12:30 am

    Famous Last Words by Joel Osteen
    OR
    Things You Don’t Want to Hear Right Before You’re Thrown to the Lions

    “You can change your world by changing your words… Remember, death and life are in the power of the tongue.”

    “A good thing to remember is somebody’s got it a lot worse than we do.”

    “God wants us to prosper financially, to have plenty of money, to fulfill the destiny He has laid out for us.”

    “You can be happy where you are.”

    “Start declaring God’s favor over your circumstances!”

    “You are going to get just what you expect!”

    • Byron on March 9, 2009 at 6:32 pm

      Now THAT’s funny!

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