Some random facts about Chuck Norris:

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully-loaded gun–and won.

In an average living room, there are 1242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you–including the room itself.

When Chuck Norris falls into water, he doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’ fist.

There are two kinds of animals: those who have gone extinct, and those Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris has slammed 44 revolving doors. Today.

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice. Yesterday.

Only one hand can beat a Royal Flush: Chuck Norris’.

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare can liquefy your kidneys.

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water–AND make it drink.

Why is Waldo hiding? Two words: Chuck Norris.

Why doesn’t Chuck Norris wear a watch? Because Chuck Norris will decide what time it is.

Now, go to Google. Type in “Where is Chuck Norris”. Then hit “I’m Feeling Lucky”.

One response »

  1. Don says:

    Wow, that was hilarious.

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