One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a
Cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, he didn’t
buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied,
“Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!”
And that’s how the fight started.
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My wife walked into the den & asked “What’s on the TV?”
I replied “Dust”
And that’s how the fight started.
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A woman is looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband
‘I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really
need you to pay me a compliment.
The husband replies, ‘Your eyesight’s dang near perfect.’
And that’s how the fight started.
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our
upcoming anniversary.
She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0
to 200 in about 3 seconds.
I bought her a scale.
And that’s how the fight started.
—————————————————————————
I asked my wife, ‘Where do you want to go for our anniversary?’
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
‘Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!’ she said.
So I suggested, ‘How about the kitchen?’
And that’s how the fight started.
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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light
for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream
for $7.95. I told her the beer would make her look
better at night than the cold cream.
And that’s how the fight started.
—————————————————————————
I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some
reason, took my order first.
‘I’ll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.’
He said, ‘Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?’
‘Nah, she can order for herself.’
And that’s how the fight started

One response »

  1. Mark Merritt says:

    laughing WAY out loud!!!

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