You gotta read this article; it’s just great!

I’m Rather Grateful

Dan Rather is suing CBS News for $70 million because they made him a scapegoat in the “Memogate” scandal in order to pacify the White House.

Word has it that his next plans are, in no particular order, to attempt a cross-country trip in a Wal-Mart cart, to negotiate an end to global warming with the prime minister of Botswana and the mayor of Harlingen, Texas, and to get rid of the monkeys that circle around his head when it rains. “The monkeys, the monkeys, stop the monkeys!!! Aaaaaaaaaahhhh!”

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