Is the one espoused by the Prettiest Presidential Candidate. Here’s the scoop:
Edwards Backs Mandatory Preventive Care
Sheesh, would you get a load of this totalitarian do-gooder? Mandatory preventive care. Let those words sink in…you must go to the doctor, or, or, or what, Pretty One? The health police come a-knockin’ at your door? And do they confiscate the Pringles while they’re at it? Or wait, that wouldn’t happen, because Pringles would probably be outlawed in an Edwards administration. But of course, SUVs wouldn’t, because the Pretty One, while harping against them, drives one himself when he’s going home to his gazillion dollar mansion after his mega-hundred dollar haircut. Two Americas? We know which one this fella lives in…
And catch this red herring; it’d be really funny if not for the fact that he seems to be serious:
The former North Carolina senator said all presidential candidates talking about health care “ought to be asked one question: Does your plan cover every single American?”
“Because if it doesn’t they should be made to explain what child, what woman, what man in America is not worthy of health care,” he said. “Because in my view, everybody is worth health care.”
Yep, you got us, Pretty One: it’s because some people aren’t “worthy” of health care that we don’t want to turn the country over to socialists like you (couldn’t be because we actually love this little thing called “freedom”, or because we actually believe in the Constitution, could it? Nah…).
But he sure is pretty!